"That ponce deserved it!" exclaimed Ben Franklin, lead guitarist of local rock band B&E. "I warned him that I was gonna give him a good pontooning in the bogs the next time he made fun of the Queen. So that's why I did it."
The pontooned, singer Brendan Corcoran, had only this to say: "Regardless of the amount of pain and anguish Mr. Franklin has put my bogs through, I will always be in debt to him for inventing electricity and stuff."
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