Guitarist Gives Lead Singer "...a good pontooning in the bogs"

"That ponce deserved it!" exclaimed Ben Franklin, lead guitarist of local rock band B&E.

"I warned him that I was gonna give him a good pontooning in the bogs the next time he made fun of the Queen. So that's why I did it."

The pontooned, singer Brendan Corcoran, had only this to say: "Regardless of the amount of pain and anguish Mr. Franklin has put my bogs through, I will always be in debt to him for inventing electricity and stuff."

Working on New Stuff

We've been busy writing new songs. And they all freaking rock. Especially the one shown below.
In fact, all the new songs are really coming together. And we're not just saying that cuz we're writing and playing the songs. For real! They're awesome!