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Live at Lemmons - July 14 '07

Craziness.

Popular Malt Beverage Sends Local Rocker On Time-Traveling Adventure

Last heard shouting,
"Oh God, I can see forever!" Brendan C., front man for local rock band B&E, vanished only to return two-hours later in what's been labeled by authorities as a "Tilt Trip."

B claims he was chased by Libyans through a parking lot to the tune of "Power of Love" - by Huey Lewis and the News. He reached refuge at a local malt shoppe only to find it full of bullies hurling milkshakes at him.
After picking up a guitar and belting out Johnny B. Good (pictured here), B somehow found his way back to the year 2007, sitting in the back of his friend's Corolla.

Reports state the incident occured at 2 a.m. while B was on vacation with fellow band mates in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. The group had picked up a few cases of Tilt--an alcoholic energy drink known to cause temporary memory loss, blurred vision and an overwhelming urge to visit nearby adult entertainment establishments.

An anonymous source provided this account:

"The band was enjoying a night out on the town, you know, drinking in the local bar scene. That's when the guitarist guy Eammon suggested the group start downing some Tilt. Now, drinking one Tilt won't necessarily send you over the edge. But while the rest of the group chillaxed, B and E decided to go out to the car and down another pint of that crap. For some unknown God-awful reason, they opened a THIRD Tilt! That's when everything got blurry, and B started shouting things about seeing forever, then vanished!"

It was at 4 a.m. when B suddenly reappeared in the back of the Corolla w/ his Tilt still in hand. Wide-eyed and full of energy, he wouldn't speak about his time-traveling adventure until they promised him they were headed to another bar. That's when he finally started sharing his chilling tale:


"Time travel sure sounds like fun on paper. But let me tell you from experience, it ain't no picnic. I'm not sure what the hell happened or where I went. All I remember is that there were a lot of balloons, bowling balls, clock towers, milk shakes, midgets and an Indian named Sioux. He had a mohawk. It was actually all pretty cool."


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